7-Eleven

is exactly one mile away from my house. This one simple fact has given me the opportunity to not only help out one of my 2012 resolutions, but to amend the list as well. Which is fantastic, because the fourth and final 2012 resolution is:

4. Win the Lotto

What’s funny is that I used to pick on the Lotto so bad, going so far as to refer to it as the “fool’s tax”, right in my mother’s face as she’s putting $5 down on Powerball. And now look at me. So obsessed with this silly idea that I could actually win. So I will.

Now I have an incentive to actually go biking twice a week. And doing so will hit two birds with one fucking stone. Yes.